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In 2008 I devised a system of choosing presidential candidates similar to that which they use to grade cheese at county fairs, hoping to avoid the Ahab Syndrome here in New Hampshire (“I’d just like young people to see a Zoroastrian fire worshiper up there running for president”), as well as Day Trader Syndrome (“My wife is rich and I need something to do in the daytime”).

Here are the categories. (I’ve entered an eighth category this year, Sarah Palin. She gets her own category.)

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