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Listen, my children, and you shall hear
Sarah Palin’s version of the midnight ride of Paul Revere.

On the eighteenth of April, in seventy-five,
Hardly a man is now alive
Who remembers that story the way she makes it appear.

Forget the lantern and the story it tells.
In Sarah’s take, there were no lanterns. Only bells.

And forget Samuel Adams, told the British were coming as he lay in his bed.
According to Sarah, Paul Revere didn’t warn American colonists. He warned the Brits instead.

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